Oh. My. God. Becky, look
Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt.
Or abs. Or thighs. Or chest.
Wanna feel soft? Wanna feel FAT? Go see a competitive bodybuilder/personal trainer/stripper. My lord, I really need to reevaluate the choices I'm making foodwise and exercise-wise. I MUST get rid of this flab sticking out of my gut and get flat abs. NOW.
I feel like CRAP. Bleh.